The easy answer is yes, you do need a milkshake, but for the sake of argument, let’s say you’re on the fence about whether or not now is the right time for a tall frosty milkshake. Well, luckily we’ve got a quick questionnaire that will help you find out if today is indeed your day to indulge in an ice cream (or frozen yogurt) milkshake (spoiler alert, it probably is).
- Did you wake up today?
- Have you washed your hands at least once?
- Have you turned on any lights?
- Did you attend work or school?
- Do you wear glasses?
- Do you own a pair of socks?
- Can you sing the alphabet song?
- Did it rain in your neighborhood?
- Was it sunny in your neighborhood?
- Can you identify a fir tree?
- Did you like at least one Facebook or Instagram post today?
- Can you roller skate?
- Have you ever seen an ocean?
- Do you enjoy frozen dessert treats?
- Are you capable of using a straw?
If you answered YES to any of the above questions, you should treat yourself to a handmade ice cream milkshake at Frenzi Frozen Yogurt immediately. You deserve it, you earned it, you’re worthy of it, and we’re ready to give it to you!
Come visit Frenzi Frozen Yogurt in Gresham today for your choice of frozen yogurt, ice cream or milkshakes. Frenzi offers a wide variety of flavors and toppings for you to choose from, giving you the opportunity to try out all kinds of awesome flavor combinations!
Next time you visit historic Downtown Gresham, stop by Frenzi Frozen Yogurt and treat yourself! Visit our menu to see our seasonal offerings and plan your next visit. Don’t forget to stop by every Wednesday for Waffle Cone Wednesdays — buy one desert and receive one waffle cone or waffle cup free!